Steven tells a buddy back home to spread the word; he’s lost his virginity to Lizzie. He also assumes this will make her his girlfriend. Lloyd lets him know that that’s not exactly how it works. The best plan would be to sleep with her again. Right away! Marshall tells Steven how excited he is about the first of class in college. He’s going to learn so much, he’s like a sponge. Unfortunately, he is sorely disappointed when he can’t stay awake in his Political Science class, which gets him in trouble with the professor. But Marshall turns his teacher around when he tells him he knows he’s bored. If the professor’s bored, then the students will be bored. He needs to rethink his approach to the MTV generation. Lucien is in love with Hillary, the upstairs RA. He’s in awe of her RA know-how. But when Lucien introduces her to Lloyd, she immediately falls for him instead. Lucien doesn’t have a chance with the aggressive vixen. Ron warns Lloyd not to get involved with an RA; she could use her